3 CA students came out of exam hall after last paper, they stopped a taxi. The Taxi Driver figured the situation as he was also a failed CA student, he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, ‘we’ve arrived’. the 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would realized that the car didn’t move an inch.
So he asked, what was that for? control your speed next time, you almost killed us!